Saturday, February 25, 2012

The Official Boyfriend Application

The Official Boyfriend Application


Are you willing to take the risk? Are you willing to mend my broken heart? Are you willing to take care of me? Are you willing to caress me, and treat me as your 'only' princess? Are you willing to be loyal and faithful at the same time? Are you willing to go and tolerate my mood swings? Yet, are you willing to overcome 'temptation?' Haha. If yes, please fill out the official boyfriend application form above, and apply for the 'deadliest' position ever. :)

Are you the next boyfriend material?

~Attractive to me (call me shallow if you want, but how could I honestly date someone I’m not attracted to?) Haha. But seriously, I can date anyone naman of my taste naman. Pero, kahit hindi sa physique, well at least, yung intellectual person na kayang makipag-jive sa way of thinking ko. Someone intellectual enough para maki-level at magkasundo kami. :)

~Can always make me laugh/smile. Could never date a guy who can’t make me laugh. Surreal, it would be like super 'dead' and 'boring' if we won't be talking about something hilarious. Not that hilarious naman, in the sense na puro corny nor horny jokes, well at least, mapapatawa ako, kasi may good sense of humor. :)

~Always there for me. Obviously, I've seen this to my previous beloved, but I guess, he got tired narin. Yet, I'm still hoping to meet someone who'll always be there for me through it all. I just don't like the feeling of being left behind without enough reasons at all.

~Surprises me. Material gifts and surprises? Nope. I'm not that into those things now. Super dami ko na kasing natutunan from my previous experiences, well I have to admit, medyo may pagka materialistic naman talaga ako, yet when it comes to surprises, I know mas touching yung real effort and street wise. :) Mas maaappreciate ko pa yung letters, composed songs, and artworks, surprises na hindi material things. :)

~Accepts me just the way I am and won’t run away or think I’m a freak when I tell him something personal about myself that hardly anyone else knows. Take it or leave it, I know, I have this certain attitude of being bipolar, hard headed and brat most of the time, but, you hafta face it, if you want things to work out. I know when and how to compromise, but as much as possible, please do 'your' thing, treat me right. You'll get something in return.

~Will come over to see me when I’m sad and just cuddle with me and tell me everything will be okay. I'm a very sensitive woman, so vulnerable and emotionally weak. Just stay by my side, comfort me, caress me, hug me, make me feel alright and promise me, you won't ever leave me in despair, tell me, everything will be alright. And I assure you, you will never lose me. :)

~Likes country music (okay, seriously, I’ve fallen in love with country music and if a guy can’t stand to listen to it, we’re gonna have problems haha). I used to listen to country music, like seriously, makes me feel calm and tranquil. We might encounter difficulties when it comes to our genre, but, likewise, this isn't a serious matter. Just go with the flow, and everything will be fine.

~Can protect me 'A guy must use his fists to protect me, not to harm nor hit me'. Been traumatized by my latest ex lover, and I don't want that thing to happen again. How I wish, there will be this certain someone who can protect me from danger, and won't ever try inflicting pain on me, won't ever try hitting and hurting me, violently, physically and if ever possible, can protect my 'heart' from being broken.

~Invites me to meet his friends every once in a while (of course he needs dude time, but I mean, I would love to meet his friends and he could meet mine). I missed these times, whereas he used to introduce me to his friends, his buddies were like my buddies too at the same time. Same on part, I can make my girls, be his friends too. :)I remember having arcades and swimming with my ex before. He made me friends with them, and I truly love the feeling. :)

~Calls me just to say goodnight. Well, a text would be fine, but. See, it'll be more thoughtful if he'll call me late at night, just to tell me a sweet good night, it's better if I'll be hearing his words, those magical eight letter word before bed time, makes me feel warm and extra special all throughout the night, gives me sweet night and beautiful morning at the same time.

~Will say sweet things to me every once in a while just to put a big fat smile on my face all day. Haha, so real. Yet, I hate mambobola guys. But when it comes to my boyfriend, I'd appreciate it, and it'll make me more kilig at the same time. Especially, when he calls me beautiful, looking straight unto my eyes, flipping and playing with my hair, makes it even naughtier. I love that feeling. Every girl deserves to be treated beautifully and feel beautiful at the same time.

~Can deal with my emotionalness and reassure me when I get jealous. I’m an extremely jealous person, I can’t help it, I just am. I need a guy who will be understanding of that. Of course I’m not going to flip if you’re hanging with a girl I know or is one of your buddy’s girlfriends/friends, but if I don’t know her or you’re hanging out with her one-on-one oooooh I will be upset. 'I am not jealous, I don't get jealous, ngayon lang.' Hahaha, I remember saying these lines, but I don't know. Latter part nalang ako naging jealous, before, di naman talaga, maybe nag-evolve nalang talaga. Haha. But, don't make me feel jealous, or else, I'll eat you alive. Haha

~Someone I can trust and who will be completely honest with me. Well, I think, this must be something given already. Honesty is the best policy. Haha, but seriously, it is one of the most important ingredient to a happy and successful relationship. Just learn to be open to each other, never hid anything from your partner. Prevention is better than cure. :)

Weird, I've got tons of qualifications for my 'next' someone, whom I'm gonna call my Prince Charming and boyfriend at the same time, but I'm wishing that the next is gonna be my last too. I'm a little bit tired of waiting for the right one, that lucky guy, who can treat me right and will never abandon my feelings for him. That guy who can wait for eternity, that guy who can endure all the pain that I can unintentionally cause him. If that's the case, well.. He's lucky enough, for this time, I'll be treating him right. I've learned a lot of things from my previous beloved, and I can say that, when the right time comes, that guy won't be asking for more, for I'll be enough and make him happy for the rest of his life. He won't be having any regrets of dealing with me, especially with my mood swings. :)

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